This Fucking Guy
The guy who schedules the meeting that should be an email
He books your entire afternoon to read a spreadsheet out loud, then ends with 'I'll send the notes' like he just rescued the quarter.
The guy who schedules the meeting that should be an email
Forty-five minutes, twelve attendees, one sentence of value.
The guy who schedules the meeting that should be an email. Forty-five minutes, twelve attendees, one sentence of value.
He books your entire afternoon to read a spreadsheet out loud, then ends with 'I'll send the notes' like he just rescued the quarter.
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