This Fucking Guy
The guy who snaps for the server like he is summoning a butler
He clicks his fingers at passing staff while staring directly into his menu, completely convinced he is the only table in a packed dining room.
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The guy who snaps for the server like he is summoning a butler
He treats basic hospitality like an ancient royal decree.
The guy who snaps for the server like he is summoning a butler. He treats basic hospitality like an ancient royal decree.
He clicks his fingers at passing staff while staring directly into his menu, completely convinced he is the only table in a packed dining room.
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