This Fucking Guy
The guy who never reracks his weights
He leaves a deadlift setup, two dumbbells, and an abandoned bench behind him like a toddler clearing out a toy chest.
The guy who never reracks his weights
He believes gravity is a staff member.
The guy who never reracks his weights. He believes gravity is a staff member.
He leaves a deadlift setup, two dumbbells, and an abandoned bench behind him like a toddler clearing out a toy chest.
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