Group Chat
Reply-all energy, chaos drops, and attention-seeking little bombs.
No words. Just a little blue icon and nationwide rage.
This fucking guy reacted to the breakup novella with a thumbs-up.
Somebody pours their entire soul into three paragraphs and he drops a thumbs-up like he is acknowledging a calendar invite.
Same people, same topic, brand-new notification war.
This fucking guy started a whole new group chat instead of scrolling for four seconds.
Rather than locate the existing thread, he creates Group Chat 7 like a man fleeing the consequences of search history.
Group Chat pages work best when the offending move is obvious in one sentence and specific enough that a stranger can picture the whole scene immediately.