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The guy who thumbs-ups the breakup text in the group chat
Somebody pours their entire soul into three paragraphs and he drops a thumbs-up like he is acknowledging a calendar invite.
The guy who thumbs-ups the breakup text in the group chat
No words. Just a little blue icon and nationwide rage.
The guy who thumbs-ups the breakup text in the group chat. No words. Just a little blue icon and nationwide rage.
Somebody pours their entire soul into three paragraphs and he drops a thumbs-up like he is acknowledging a calendar invite.
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