Supervisor/Boss
Deadline dumpers, credit thieves, and managers who confuse panic with leadership.
A quick thing that somehow needs revisions, a recap, and your entire evening.
This fucking guy says 'one quick thing' at 4:59 and detonates your whole night.
He appears in the doorway one minute before freedom, says this should only take a second, then unfolds a brand-new fire drill like your dinner plans were always fictional.
If it was not urgent, it would not have arrived during HBO hours.
This fucking guy sends Sunday-night Slack messages and pretends 'not urgent' fixes the damage.
He drops a cheerful little message at 8:42 p.m. on Sunday, says no need to respond tonight, and still manages to kneecap every remaining second of your weekend.
Supervisor/Boss pages work best when the offending move is obvious in one sentence and specific enough that a stranger can picture the whole scene immediately.