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The supervisor sending Sunday-night Slack messages marked 'not urgent'
He drops a cheerful little message at 8:42 p.m. on Sunday, says no need to respond tonight, and still manages to kneecap every remaining second of your weekend.
The supervisor sending Sunday-night Slack messages marked 'not urgent'
If it was not urgent, it would not have arrived during HBO hours.
The supervisor sending Sunday-night Slack messages marked 'not urgent'. If it was not urgent, it would not have arrived during HBO hours.
He drops a cheerful little message at 8:42 p.m. on Sunday, says no need to respond tonight, and still manages to kneecap every remaining second of your weekend.
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