This Fucking Guy
The guy who stands the second the plane lands
Wheels touch the runway and he launches upright like he has been medically cleared to save the aircraft, even though row 31 is not getting off any faster.
The guy who stands the second the plane lands
He will now lean crookedly under an overhead bin for 11 minutes.
The guy who stands the second the plane lands. He will now lean crookedly under an overhead bin for 11 minutes.
Wheels touch the runway and he launches upright like he has been medically cleared to save the aircraft, even though row 31 is not getting off any faster.
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