Series
Gate blockers, overhead-bin vigilantes, and every man who mistakes travel for combat.
A curated archive of terminal delusion and airborne anti-social behavior.
Case file
The running archive of this particular public behavior disease.
He will now lean crookedly under an overhead bin for 11 minutes.
This fucking guy stands up the second the plane lands like that changes the queue.
Wheels touch the runway and he launches upright like he has been medically cleared to save the aircraft, even though row 31 is not getting off any faster.
Zone 8 boarding, front and center for no reason.
This fucking guy is blocking the gate before his zone is even close.
He creates an unnecessary human wall around the boarding lane, then stares at the screen every 14 seconds like the plane might leave just for him.