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#maincharacter

Every post tied to this exact recurring flavor of bad behavior.

The guy who takes up two parking spots

Because his mid-tier SUV is apparently a museum piece.

This fucking guy parks across two spots like the whole lot is valet-reserved for him.

He angles across both lines like he is protecting the crown jewels, then walks into Target wearing flip-flops and no visible urgency.

3/10/2026See the post

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