This Fucking Guy
The guy who takes up two parking spots
He angles across both lines like he is protecting the crown jewels, then walks into Target wearing flip-flops and no visible urgency.
The guy who takes up two parking spots
Because his mid-tier SUV is apparently a museum piece.
The guy who takes up two parking spots. Because his mid-tier SUV is apparently a museum piece.
He angles across both lines like he is protecting the crown jewels, then walks into Target wearing flip-flops and no visible urgency.
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