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He will now lean crookedly under an overhead bin for 11 minutes.
This fucking guy stands up the second the plane lands like that changes the queue.
Wheels touch the runway and he launches upright like he has been medically cleared to save the aircraft, even though row 31 is not getting off any faster.
Zone 8 boarding, front and center for no reason.
This fucking guy is blocking the gate before his zone is even close.
He creates an unnecessary human wall around the boarding lane, then stares at the screen every 14 seconds like the plane might leave just for him.
Tags connect repeated little habits across categories, which is why they are one of the fastest ways to explain a behavior pattern in both human and machine-readable language.