Sporting Event
Standing at the wrong time, aisle blockers, and beer-line main characters.
Congratulations to the people behind him on seeing absolutely nothing.
This fucking guy stands for every big play and blocks twelve paying customers.
Every third down becomes a personal standing ovation while the rest of the section stares at the back of his jersey and remembers why TV exists.
Aisle etiquette died for this domestic light.
This fucking guy turned one beer run into a full-row evacuation during live play.
He shuffles out mid-drive, comes back balancing four cups, and still expects everyone to pop up again because he forgot the pretzel bucket.
Sporting Event pages work best when the offending move is obvious in one sentence and specific enough that a stranger can picture the whole scene immediately.