This Fucking Guy
The guy doing a full beer run during live play and making the row stand twice
He shuffles out mid-drive, comes back balancing four cups, and still expects everyone to pop up again because he forgot the pretzel bucket.
The guy doing a full beer run during live play and making the row stand twice
Aisle etiquette died for this domestic light.
The guy doing a full beer run during live play and making the row stand twice. Aisle etiquette died for this domestic light.
He shuffles out mid-drive, comes back balancing four cups, and still expects everyone to pop up again because he forgot the pretzel bucket.
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