Tag
Every post tied to this exact recurring flavor of bad behavior.
Congratulations to the people behind him on seeing absolutely nothing.
This fucking guy stands for every big play and blocks twelve paying customers.
Every third down becomes a personal standing ovation while the rest of the section stares at the back of his jersey and remembers why TV exists.
Aisle etiquette died for this domestic light.
This fucking guy turned one beer run into a full-row evacuation during live play.
He shuffles out mid-drive, comes back balancing four cups, and still expects everyone to pop up again because he forgot the pretzel bucket.
Tags connect repeated little habits across categories, which is why they are one of the fastest ways to explain a behavior pattern in both human and machine-readable language.