This Fucking Guy
The guy ordering bottle service on a couch full of cousins and one debit card
He waves over the server with the confidence of a hedge fund manager, then asks six different people to Venmo him before the sparklers even cool off.
The guy ordering bottle service on a couch full of cousins and one debit card
He has confused nightclub seating with venture funding.
The guy ordering bottle service on a couch full of cousins and one debit card. He has confused nightclub seating with venture funding.
He waves over the server with the confidence of a hedge fund manager, then asks six different people to Venmo him before the sparklers even cool off.
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