This Fucking Guy
The guy taking ten practice swings
He takes a dozen rehearsals, resets twice, stares down the target, then cold-tops the ball 20 yards and asks if anyone saw that bounce.
The guy taking ten practice swings
A pre-shot routine longer than most film trilogies.
The guy taking ten practice swings. A pre-shot routine longer than most film trilogies.
He takes a dozen rehearsals, resets twice, stares down the target, then cold-tops the ball 20 yards and asks if anyone saw that bounce.
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