This Fucking Guy
The guy filming the entire DJ set with flash on
Every drop gets the flashlight treatment while everyone behind him watches the booth and his camera roll at the exact same time.
The guy filming the entire DJ set with flash on
A nightclub, but make it a police interrogation.
The guy filming the entire DJ set with flash on. A nightclub, but make it a police interrogation.
Every drop gets the flashlight treatment while everyone behind him watches the booth and his camera roll at the exact same time.
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