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The posts that best explain the whole business in one sendable screen.
He believes gravity is a staff member.
This fucking guy never reracks weights and just walks away proud of himself.
He leaves a deadlift setup, two dumbbells, and an abandoned bench behind him like a toddler clearing out a toy chest.
He will now lean crookedly under an overhead bin for 11 minutes.
This fucking guy stands up the second the plane lands like that changes the queue.
Wheels touch the runway and he launches upright like he has been medically cleared to save the aircraft, even though row 31 is not getting off any faster.
A private failure with very public acoustics.
This fucking guy set six alarms and made them everybody else's problem.
They start at 4:45, keep coming every nine minutes, and somehow the only person not responding to them is the clown who programmed them.
Dinner and a floor show nobody consented to.
This fucking guy snapped for the server like basic dignity was optional.
Two fingers in the air, one loud 'boss,' and suddenly the whole room knows exactly why his friends never let him pick the place.
Because his mid-tier SUV is apparently a museum piece.
This fucking guy parks across two spots like the whole lot is valet-reserved for him.
He angles across both lines like he is protecting the crown jewels, then walks into Target wearing flip-flops and no visible urgency.
He has appointed himself the pace car for humanity.
This fucking guy does 55 in the left lane and thinks everyone else is the problem.
He plants himself in the fast lane, ignores the 12-car funeral procession behind him, and acts shocked when anyone passes on the right.